To get rid of tapeworms, ask someone to scream real close into your mouth for about 8 minutes. You might have trouble finding one person to scream for that long, so try to find others to lineup and take turns.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
To get rid of tapeworms, ask someone to scream real close into your mouth for about 8 minutes. You might have trouble finding one person to scream for that long, so try to find others to lineup and take turns.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
In prehistoric times, helium abundantly spewed from the ground, causing dinosaurs to sound like kittens, and to jump great heights.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Dracula always wears a cape, because bats tend to fart a lot.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
A lot of sexy Halloween costumes out there, today. But really, a sexy Jabba the Hutt?!
Just saw a cop with a jet pack, stopping a witch for drinking while flying.
One of the earliest prehistoric sharks, was the Giraffe Shark. This species soon became extinct because they had a hard time keeping their head underwater. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If you stare at ice, it will not melt.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I tried the Impossible Burger. It tastes like spaghetti.
The fire extinguisher was invented by Joan of Arc’s sister.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Blue Angels is NASCAR for yuppies.

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