A train leaves New York for Boston, 200 miles away, at 3:00 P.M. and averages 70 mph. Another train leaves Boston for New York on an adjacent set of tracks at 4:00 P.M. and averages 55 mph. What are the conductors names?
They say New York is the city that doesn’t sleep. Buenos Aires is the city that doesn’t let you sleep.
There was a news report about a family in Buenos Aires who was fined for sleeping, and their baby daughter got a warning.

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