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Black holes cannot swallow the Milky Way, because black holes are lactose intolerant.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that eating just one jalapeño, prevents ostriches from flying into your mouth?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Friend of mine is upset because his boss wouldn’t let him work from home, just because he’s a surgeon.
Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.
Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.
How do bagpipes work?
There are two cats inside the bag.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.