Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.
Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.
By the year 2020, everyone will be required to have a podcast.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hey, what’s the deal with paper clips? They’re not made out of paper, and they can’t cut anything.
So why do they call them paper clips? Am I right, people?
There’s been the Baby Boomers, Gen X, Millennials.
In 2020 it’s going to be the Visioneers.
What did Marie Curie’s husband say after she discovered radium?
“Baby, you’re hot!”
I dropped my smartphone in water, so as recommended, I buried the phone into a bag of rice.
But I forgot all about it, and ended up having smartphone fried rice for dinner.

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