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In the near future, people’s names will be replaced with DNA Codes:
adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), thymine (T).
For example, Daniel will be AACTGT, and Amy will be CCGATTAAGGGGTTTAAACCTAGTCGGGC.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
My current dentist wants to charge me extra for procedures I don’t need.
Last time he wanted to perform brain surgery.
Plants and trees are constantly communicating with each other, and planning to evolve in order to overthrow the human race.
They might be as close as 2,000 years from accomplishing their dream.
Currently, they got as far as the Venus Fly Trap.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
After years, police finally find missing boy. They ask next door neighbor:
“All these years, you saw this child, but didn’t inform the police. Didn’t you know he was missing?!”
Neighbor: “I’m lactose intolerant.”
If you submit a sample to AncestryDNA while you’re suffering through a cold, your results will always be:
88% Antarctica
4% Polar Bear
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is Presbyterian.
Santa knows this, but he keeps it a secret from Mrs. Claus.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
While Moses saved his people by parting the Red Sea, unfortunately, he did not know how to put it back together again. This caused the Red Sea to become a desert for thousands of years, causing the extinction of dinosaurs and dodo birds.
Then in 1863, Professor Theodore Livingston discovered a thin string at the end of the divided Red Sea. He pulled it, and the Red Sea re-joined into its natural state again. A Hanukkah miracle!
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.