He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”
He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”
He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.” Me: “May I call you Dan… “He: “No.”
During the Middle Ages, before salt was invented, people flavored their food with dandruff. Bald people’s food was tasteless. This is how we got the term “Angry old man”.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
April 15, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
April 17, 2026
Bazaar Café
San Francisco
Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
April 22, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
What you said