Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo while throwing snowballs at him.
Narrator: “Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Made only from real Philadelphia cows.”
Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Most people assume that milking a cow is a relaxing thing. But imagine if the cow resists. Chasing the cow across the field, tackling it down to the dewy grass, trying to squirt some milk into a glass bottle while the cow struggles. Just a thought.
Hey, maybe this could be a Geico commercial: “You’re a rebel cow. Unlike other cows, you resist and struggle in giving up your milk. It’s what you do.”

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