The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
And that’s how we got the Bible.
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
And that’s how we got the Bible.
Various creatures hop onto occasional atmospheric rivers, for easier and faster travel to destinations. Which explains one of the Bible’s ten plagues, when it rained storks, crocodiles, and whales. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Fruits did not exist during Biblical times.
The “Forbidden Fruit” was actually a pastrami sandwich on rye.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The Bible was originally written by Benjamin Franklin…as a joke.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The first were Irving & Sophie, not Adam & Eve. Irving & Sophie were a nice, quiet couple, entertaining themselves with nothing but Canasta. They didn’t have any kids because they didn’t know how to go about that. They lived until the ripe old age of 27 years. They met Adam & Eve once, but they thought they were a couple of hippies.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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