My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
If you place a Gummy Bear next to a mother Grizzly Bear, she will raise it as one of her own. That’s why you should never eat Gummy Bears in a forest. You might be attacked by a Grizzly Bear, defending the Gummy Bears.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Keeping your lights on when your not at home, prevents bears from burglarizing your apartment.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
Playing dead doesn’t always deter a charging bear.
When camping, it’s always best to carry an emergency Clown suit.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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