Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.”
Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.”
Would anyone like to have a Yoko Ono alarm clock, that I won in a raffle?

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October 10, 2026
The Hearth
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Oakland Comedy Festival!
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Goodness
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Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
October 16, 2026
Bazaar Café
San Francisco
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