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Mr. Science is here to help you parents who are having difficulties teaching your kids away from school during the quarantine, with concise, easy to teach lessons. Today’s lesson: History of the United States.
“Long before the year 2000, Columbus set sail from Europe, searching for a New World. He landed on Plymouth Rock, where he met Jesus at a Thanksgiving feast. Christopher and Jesus had a meeting, and came up with a plan to create what today we call America. Then, during the early 1950s, expeditions by Lois and Clark discovered Iowa, which soon after became our 50th state.” And that, in a nutshell is the History of the United States of America. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
5G transmits approximately 7 feet above the ground. If you stand while holding a piece of bread above your head, within 18 seconds you will have toast.
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Your face will never bruise, if you are punched on a Tuesday.
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The German language has the longest words.
That is why they have only two words.
Here is one of them: Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
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The Epcot Center Dome is actually a golf ball that was left behind by giant extraterrestrials. What will happen if they come for it?
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If you use your 5G phone for more than 18 straight minutes, you will develop explosive diarrhea.
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Because of constant cannons firing, many Pirates became hard of hearing. So they always had a parrot close to their ear, to repeat what someone was saying to them. That’s right, parrots were the first hearing aid.
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The difference between a Moth and a Butterfly:
A Butterfly flies Clockwise, while a Moth flies Counter-Clockwise.
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Atheists can fly like a bird, because they also do not believe in gravity.
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Not all dinosaurs evolved into birds. The Triceratops evolved into pineapples, while Crocodiles evolved into retirement in Florida.
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