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All octopuses can play the violin. Violins expand underwater, and that’s how the cello came to be.
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Since beets are rich in iron, people don’t realize why they activate airport metal detectors, even 2 weeks after consumption. They remove their belongings one after another, but still the beets sound off the metal detectors. And that is why you see so many naked people at the airport. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Good to delete unnecessary E-mails, once in a while. Too many E-mails weigh down laptops by an average of 23 pounds. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a university. This fish went beyond the professor’s expectations. It came up with theories, which eventually led to the dolphin’s invention of the semi-conductor. Unfortunately, the university did not want to give credit to a dolphin for this world changing invention. The dolphin became depressed, and on its way to living in poverty, since it could no longer adapt to living in the ocean. But good fortune soon came, when this wonderful dolphin received a contract to be on a TV series.
Yes, TV star Flipper created the digital age.
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If you Botox a Pug, it will look like a Chihuahua.
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When mating, eels prevent electrocution by grounding themselves to starfish. You might think starfish would be shocked at being forced to watch such a spectacle, but starfish are known for being kinky. Sometimes you might find a starfish lying next to another starfish that’s been tied in seaweed. Starfish have no safe word, because they are hard of herring.
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Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
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Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
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During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
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In 1600s Canada, those who mocked the Queen, were made to watch golf as a form of punishment.
A form of punishment was also needed for the winter. And that is why Curling was invented.
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