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Watching some blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, then I realized it was Donald Trump. So I switched the channel to Looney Tunes, and I saw another blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, it was Yosemite Sam.
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Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones.
Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.
My father was a peaceful man.
He would always beat me with an olive branch.
Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones. Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.
I blame Pokemon Go for leading me into a massage parlor.
Never judge a book by its cover…unless it has a picture of a puppy on fire.
1. Corporations are not people! They don’t even have any DNA! So, corporations are neither people, or animals, or vegetables.
2. Money is not free speech! Just like apples are not free speech, neither are cats, mountains, tires, pancakes, and rectal thermometers!
Besides, the instant that MONEY becomes part of the equation, then FREE goes out the window!
That’s like saying: “Hey Marge, did you know that Steve enjoys punching babies? That means he’s going to be a wonderful parent, right?
Question: When making beer battered fish, do you use a full beer bottle or an empty one?