You are here: Funny
Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”
Friend had to take his dog to the pet chiropractor, after he curbed his dog.
In order to prevent pickpockets, I put mousetraps in my pockets.
A woman said to me: “Is that a mousetrap in your pocket, or you happy to see me?”
That’s how I get a lot of tail…if you know what I mean.
When I was a kid, we’d join the Boy Scouts just to wrestle bears.
A scratched face was our badge of honor.
Why am I getting more mosquito bites than everyone else?!
Later, while walking past an alley, I found a mosquito nest, next to a picture of me stuck to a wall.
If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.