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Barbary Coast Belles & Whistles Variety Show
Comedy, Magic, Music and Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room
Sunday, September 16th – 10PM, $8
Groovy Judy Band at 9PM
1601 Fillmore (at Geary), San Francisco
Tickets at Boom Boom Room or Buy Now!
Mark your calendars for some old-fashioned late night Barbary Coast fun with some of the hottest local performers at the historical Boob Boom Room in the heart of the Fillmore District! Continue Reading
If you mix a Harvey Wallbanger with a Rusty Nail, you can hang a picture.
Words Of Wisdom:
Never pick up a donut if you drop it on a shark.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have educational shows for kids, like Blues Clues, Barney the Dinosaur, and Sesame Street.
We got real education from Looney Toons and The Three Stooges. We learned that it’s a bad idea to put bowling balls on top shelve, and dynamite into ovens, and to not use a toaster while taking a bath.
A lot of sexy Halloween costumes out there, today. But really, a sexy Jabba the Hutt?!
Just saw a cop with a jet pack, stopping a witch for drinking while flying.
I tried the Impossible Burger. It tastes like spaghetti.
If you’d like to join the Danny Dechi fan club, you must first meet at Golden Gate Park under the next full moon. You will then proceed to walk through 2 rows of current members, who will beat you in their own special way. If you don’t whimp out, and are able to make it out the other end, you will then eat a live tarantula, howl at the moon, and pay a $50 membership fee. Milk & cookies and bandages will be served at the end of the initiation.
Good luck!
Danny Dechi
Old salmon at fish farm: “You youngsters have it so easy nowadays, wading in this pool. When I was your age, we had to always swim up river, trying to avoid the rocks and hungry bears, in the snow! Do you guys even know how to swim? You’re just floating around like some cucumber, always staring at your smartphones. What are you going to do if the electric eel, that powers your phones goes away? And you know, SpongeBob isn’t real!”