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New movie out, where regular farm tools such as rakes and mowers, turn into huge tractors and plows.
It’s called TransFarmers!
People, I don’t want you to think I’m sensitive, but when you talk to me, please pronounce my name with a capital “D”, not a lower case ” d”! Thank you.
Barbary Coast Belles & Whistles Variety Show
Comedy, Magic, Music and Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room
Sunday, September 16th – 10PM, $8
Groovy Judy Band at 9PM
1601 Fillmore (at Geary), San Francisco
Tickets at Boom Boom Room or Buy Now!
Mark your calendars for some old-fashioned late night Barbary Coast fun with some of the hottest local performers at the historical Boob Boom Room in the heart of the Fillmore District! Continue Reading
If you mix a Harvey Wallbanger with a Rusty Nail, you can hang a picture.
Words Of Wisdom:
Never pick up a donut if you drop it on a shark.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have educational shows for kids, like Blues Clues, Barney the Dinosaur, and Sesame Street.
We got real education from Looney Toons and The Three Stooges. We learned that it’s a bad idea to put bowling balls on top shelve, and dynamite into ovens, and to not use a toaster while taking a bath.
A lot of sexy Halloween costumes out there, today. But really, a sexy Jabba the Hutt?!
Just saw a cop with a jet pack, stopping a witch for drinking while flying.
I tried the Impossible Burger. It tastes like spaghetti.