Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.
That way, when you retire, you’ll receive additional pay.
You’re welcome.
Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.
That way, when you retire, you’ll receive additional pay.
You’re welcome.

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