Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
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Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
In 1600s Canada, those who mocked the Queen, were made to watch golf as a form of punishment.
A form of punishment was also needed for the winter. And that is why Curling was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Yes, you can outrun a cold. Especially if you zigzag down the street.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Molasses comes from mole asses.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Honey-dipped broccoli makes for an excellent Wi-Fi antennae.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The constellation Big Dipper, will continue to expand with the universe, and within 3,000 years become the slow cooker.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When you eat a mandarin, you are eating a premature orange.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If you could run at the speed of light, you would be able to see your own hairy back.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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