Old salmon at fish farm: “You youngsters have it so easy nowadays, wading in this pool. When I was your age, we had to always swim up river, trying to avoid the rocks and hungry bears, in the snow! Do you guys even know how to swim? You’re just floating around like some cucumber, always staring at your smartphones. What are you going to do if the electric eel, that powers your phones goes away? And you know, SpongeBob isn’t real!”