If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.
If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.
He: “Yay! I just got my medical marijuana card!”
Me: “What happened? Did you get a paper cut, or did someone hurt your feelings on Facebook?”

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