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Contestant at The Gong Show

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The Saber Dance Song plays while he gulps down a tall glass of milk.
Contestant: โ€œTa da!โ€
Judges: โ€œSo you drank a glass of milk. Whatโ€™s the big deal?โ€
Contestant: โ€œIโ€™m lactose intolerant.โ€
Judges: โ€œSecurity!โ€
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Cow doesnโ€™t want to give milk.

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Most people assume that milking a cow is a relaxing thing. But imagine if the cow resists. Chasing the cow across the field, tackling it down to the dewy grass, trying to squirt some milk into a glass bottle while the cow struggles. Just a thought.

Hey, maybe this could be a Geico commercial: โ€œYouโ€™re a rebel cow. Unlike other cows, you resist and struggle in giving up your milk. Itโ€™s what you do.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘

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