Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
The Saber Dance Song plays while he gulps down a tall glass of milk.
Contestant: โTa da!โ
Judges: โSo you drank a glass of milk. Whatโs the big deal?โ
Contestant: โIโm lactose intolerant.โ
Judges: โSecurity!โ0 ๐
Most people assume that milking a cow is a relaxing thing. But imagine if the cow resists. Chasing the cow across the field, tackling it down to the dewy grass, trying to squirt some milk into a glass bottle while the cow struggles. Just a thought.
Hey, maybe this could be a Geico commercial: โYouโre a rebel cow. Unlike other cows, you resist and struggle in giving up your milk. Itโs what you do.โ0 ๐
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