42 seconds before midnight Posted on January 8, 2024January 8, 2024 Last night at 42 seconds before midnight:“Oh, no! I only have 42 seconds left to eat this before it expires!” 👍 Posted in Funny | Tagged eat, food, funny, joke, midnight | Leave a reply
Where’s my sandwich? Posted on January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 Deli: “Sorry it took so long for your sandwich, sir. We had to wait for the onion to finish growing.” 👍 Posted in Funny | Tagged deli, eat, funny, joke, onion, sandwich | Leave a reply
Uber Eats Updated on August 17, 2019August 17, 2019 Does Uber Eats mean you eat in the car? 👍 Posted in Funny | Tagged car, eat, funny, Uber | Leave a reply