Tag Archives: comedy
I come from an unfunctional family. It’s similar to dysfunctional family, but quieter.
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There’s a restaurant chain called Pollo Loco. But if I want to open up a restaurant called Mad Cow, people say, “Oh, no! You can’t do that!” 👍
Barbary Coast Belles & Whistles Variety Show
Comedy, Magic, Music and Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room
Sunday, September 16th – 10PM, $8
Groovy Judy Band at 9PM
1601 Fillmore (at Geary), San Francisco
Tickets at Boom Boom Room or Buy Now!
Mark your calendars for some old-fashioned late night Barbary Coast fun with some of the hottest local performers at the historical Boob Boom Room in the heart of the Fillmore District! Continue Reading 👍
Caveman on stage, with microphone off to the side. Yells to the caveman audience:
“Sorry folks. The show will get started as soon as somebody invents electricity.” 👍
Barista asks me if I’d like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: “No, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!” 👍
I think the old cartoons are more ethical than contemporary cartoons.
Back then, characters got blown up, thrown off cliffs, had anvils dropped on their head, smashed in the face with various objects, and set on fire.
But at least no one was ever punched in the stomach. 👍