Car Rental place:
Staff: โWe only have one car left.โ
Me: โOkay.โ
Staff: โBut itโs on fireโฆdo you still want it?โ
Me: โOkay, if you provide the marshmallows.โ
๐Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”
๐Pigeons who poop on white cars are frowned upon, by other pigeons.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Probiotic yogurt is good for your health, but you can also get the same probiotics by licking a car tire from a parked car.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.1 ๐
– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. Itโs a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a door in the back?
– Yes.
– Then itโs a station wagon! ๐