When in a restaurant in Rome, would it be offensive to order a Caesar salad?
When in a restaurant in Rome, would it be offensive to order a Caesar salad?
Waiter brings my order to the patio at a sports bar.
Waiter: “Your tossed salad, sir. Go deep, slant left at the red Volkswagen.”
I’m still hungry.

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