Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Car Rental place:
Staff: βWe only have one car left.β
Me: βOkay.β
Staff: βBut itβs on fireβ¦do you still want it?β
Me: βOkay, if you provide the marshmallows.β
πBought a Smoke Sensor, but I mistakenly got the Kosher model. So, the alarm sounds off whenever I fry bacon.
2 πI got a rescue dog, but I had to return it because it kept giving me mouth to mouth while I was sleeping.
2 πOh, no! I don’t know what to do next!
I threw up in my bucket list!