Yabba Dabba Doo

Yabba Dabba Doo
Or
Yabba Dabba Don’t?

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Cold

Yes, you can outrun a cold. Especially if you zigzag down the street.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Molasses

Molasses comes from mole asses.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Alternate Wi-Fi

Honey-dipped broccoli makes for an excellent Wi-Fi antennae.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Big Dipper

The constellation Big Dipper, will continue to expand with the universe, and within 3,000 years become the slow cooker.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Mandarins

When you eat a mandarin, you are eating a premature orange.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Drops The Mic

What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?

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Difference between Presbyterian and Methodist

The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.

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Speed of Light

If you could run at the speed of light, you would be able to see your own hairy back.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Hard to swallow

Thanks to modern medicine, today’s prescriptions are miniature. The first aspirin was big as a pillow, which is why today we use the shorter term: Pill.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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    March 21, 2019
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    March 28, 2019
    The Blarney Stone
    San Francisco

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    March 28, 2019
    Saint John the Evangelist Church
    San Francisco

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