Halloween Costume

No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!

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Moby Dick

I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.

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Marilyn Monroe

In this iconic photograph of Marilyn Monroe, an upward breeze from a speeding subway train could not have raised her dress, because there was a transit strike that week.
Basically, it’s a photo of Marilyn Monroe farting.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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1971

No one was born in 1971.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Chameleons

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Praying Mantis couple having an argument

Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”

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My Fox News Audition

Hey, I have an audition to be a Fox News reporter! How’s this?
“Today, the great and shirtless leader Vladimir Putin baked a cake for everyone in the United States.
Plus, a frog accidentally swallows a Police Station. Details at… Continue reading

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Word Balloons

Before the 18th Century, text on drawings were difficult to read. Then in 1903, French journalist Pierre Balloon invented Word Balloons, superimposed onto drawings. This soon evolved to what we know today as newspapers.
Pierre’s sister Marie added her own… Continue reading

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Note to self

Note to self: When giggling down the street because of something funny that popped into your head, make sure you’re wearing headphones, so people don’t think you’re crazy.

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How to end any conversation

Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
“Because that’s how I roll.”

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