Why do Court Buildings have so many bathrooms?

Why do Court Buildings have so many bathrooms?
Because there’s so much Jury Duty.

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Cow fans

How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo… Continue reading

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Keep your lights on

Keeping your lights on when your not at home, prevents bears from burglarizing your apartment.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.

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Octopus Plays Violin

All octopuses can play the violin. Violins expand underwater, and that’s how the cello came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Gay marriage

Gay marriage is not a threat to the sanctity of marriage.

Marriage is a threat to the sanctity of marriage.

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Beets and Metal Detectors

Since beets are rich in iron, people don’t realize why they activate airport metal detectors, even 2 weeks after consumption. They remove their belongings one after another, but still the beets sound off the metal detectors. And that is why… Continue reading

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Caveman Show

Caveman on stage, with microphone off to the side. Yells to the caveman audience:
“Sorry folks. The show will get started as soon as somebody invents electricity.”

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E-Mails

Good to delete unnecessary E-mails, once in a while. Too many E-mails weigh down laptops by an average of 23 pounds. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Hear Astronaut

If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

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Dolphins are intelligent

Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a… Continue reading

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