Why do Court Buildings have so many bathrooms?

Why do Court Buildings have so many bathrooms?
Because there’s so much Jury Duty.


Cow fans

How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo… Continue reading


Keep your lights on

Keeping your lights on when your not at home, prevents bears from burglarizing your apartment.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.


Octopus Plays Violin

All octopuses can play the violin. Violins expand underwater, and that’s how the cello came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Gay marriage

Gay marriage is not a threat to the sanctity of marriage.

Marriage is a threat to the sanctity of marriage.


Beets and Metal Detectors

Since beets are rich in iron, people don’t realize why they activate airport metal detectors, even 2 weeks after consumption. They remove their belongings one after another, but still the beets sound off the metal detectors. And that is why… Continue reading


Caveman Show

Caveman on stage, with microphone off to the side. Yells to the caveman audience:
“Sorry folks. The show will get started as soon as somebody invents electricity.”



Good to delete unnecessary E-mails, once in a while. Too many E-mails weigh down laptops by an average of 23 pounds. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Hear Astronaut

If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?


Dolphins are intelligent

Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a… Continue reading


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