Big Dipper

The constellation Big Dipper, will continue to expand with the universe, and within 3,000 years become the slow cooker.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Mandarins

When you eat a mandarin, you are eating a premature orange.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Drops The Mic

What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?

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Difference between Presbyterian and Methodist

The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.

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Speed of Light

If you could run at the speed of light, you would be able to see your own hairy back.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Hard to swallow

Thanks to modern medicine, today’s prescriptions are miniature. The first aspirin was big as a pillow, which is why today we use the shorter term: Pill.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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BOB

BOB went to the complaint department, because the cashier spelled his name backwards.

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Goofy and Pluto

People wonder why Goofy wears clothes and walks upright. While Pluto, who also is a dog, wears only a collar and walks on all fours.
Pluto is a sub.

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No Furniture?

Don’t have furniture? No problem. You can now get VR glasses to make it look like you have furniture. Only drawback is, your clothes on the floor.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Bicycle tires

If you fill your bicycle tires with helium, you can ride up to 35 feet into the air.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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    February 20, 2019
    SF OASIS
    San Francisco

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    February 21, 2019
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    February 24, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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