I listened to the the Solar Eclipse on the radio.
👍The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.
I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.
It’s expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.
Fell asleep at the beach trying to watch the eclipse.
When I woke up, I had a big circle suntan on my chest. 👍
Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.” 👍
Solar eclipse is an optical illusion, making us believe that it’s caused by the Sun or the Moon, or even a hot air balloon, crossing Earth’s path.
Actually, a solar eclipse occurs when the Earth faces the dark side of the Sun.1 👍
In ancient times, people believed a solar eclipse was God’s way of saying someone needs to pay the bill.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.1 👍
– Hey, your sign on the window says Vegan Friendly. But you have no vegan food on the menu.
– No we don’t. But if you’re vegan, we’re friendly.
👍Early dinosaurs evolved to become scientists. They built spaceships because they knew that The Asteroid was coming.
And that’s why there are dinosaurs on the moon.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
Originally, I thought that chicken liver referred to someone who let chickens live.
Man, was I wrong.