Hear Astronaut

If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

  Like!

Dolphins are intelligent

Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a… Continue reading

  Like!

Botox

If you Botox a Pug, it will look like a Chihuahua.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

  Like!

Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?

– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. It’s a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a… Continue reading

  Like!

Eels prevent electrocution during mating

When mating, eels prevent electrocution by grounding themselves to starfish. You might think starfish would be shocked at being forced to watch such a spectacle, but starfish are known for being kinky.  Sometimes you might find a starfish lying… Continue reading

  Like!

Buses with Artificial Intelligence

The City has equipped public buses with Artificial Intelligence.
The bus I rode on, broke down…and cried.

  Like!

Smart Car

Does spitting on a Smart Car count as a car wash?
Asking for a friend who was recently fired from a car wash.

  Like!

Taller than 6’2”

Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

  Like!

Preview of my new Silent Movie

Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:

  Like!

Always wash new underwear

Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

  Like!

Coming up!

Showing page 1 of 4 Next

  • 2019 Funny Fest Tuesdays!
    April 23, 2019
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

      Like!

  • Radio Ha Ha
    April 25, 2019
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

      Like!

  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    April 28, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

      Like!


See all shows >>

Mailing List!



Email Format

Buy my Book!


"It's so FUNNY that you may need to wear diapers!"
"It's HILARIOUS!"
"Two thumbs UP! WAY UP!"
(Says Roger Ebert Impersonator)
"AAACK! It's all true!"
(Says Danny's Girlfriend)

Swag Bag

There are no items in your cart.