Cold or Flu

Feed a cold, starve a fever, tickle a migraine.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Marijuana Olympics

This year’s medals for the Marijuana Munchies Olympics:

Bronze Medal – Mark F. for eating his shoes.

Silver Medal – Linda G. for eating her laptop, including charger.

And the Gold Medal goes to “Aquaman” McKenzie for eating an entire… Continue reading

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Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine, but tickling helps with bowel movements.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Coffee Robot

I tried coffee from the robot at the mall today, and I found a bolt in my coffee.
I guess that’s why it’s now out of order.

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Bobbing for Apples

Kids are so soft nowadays, with their fancy games Bobbing for Apples.
When I was a kid, we went Bobbing for French Fries.
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Hey hairy guys!

Hey hairy guys!
There’s a new shampoo for you.
It’s called Hairy Shoulders.
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Birth in mid-air

She actually gave birth in mid-air, halfway over the fence.
They’re looking at the instant replay to see if there was possession on, or before the border line.

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Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Music Nowadays

When I was a kid, old people would tell me: “Hey, turn that down! Your music’s too loud!”
Now that I’m grown up, I tell youngsters: “What is this? A poetry reading? Your music’s too soft!”
What happened?

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It must be Halloween

It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!

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