No one was born in 1971.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.




Praying Mantis couple having an argument

Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”


My Fox News Audition

Hey, I have an audition to be a Fox News reporter! How’s this?
“Today, the great and shirtless leader Vladimir Putin baked a cake for everyone in the United States.
Plus, a frog accidentally swallows a Police Station. Details at… Continue reading


Word Balloons

Before the 18th Century, text on drawings were difficult to read. Then in 1903, French journalist Pierre Balloon invented Word Balloons, superimposed onto drawings. This soon evolved to what we know today as newspapers.
Pierre’s sister Marie added her own… Continue reading


Note to self

Note to self: When giggling down the street because of something funny that popped into your head, make sure you’re wearing headphones, so people don’t think you’re crazy.


How to end any conversation

Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
“Because that’s how I roll.”


Rolling Pin

Today I learned that rolling pins may also be used for cooking.



Main reason that bees are on verge of extinction, is due to the flowery scents of vaping, causing bees to fly headfirst into side of buildings, believing them to be flowers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Ancient Mammals

Until 300 years ago, before mammals evolved to their current stage, and due to all mammal’s having similar physical appearance as a fetus, sometimes a random species would be born from certain mammals.
A polar bear would give birth to… Continue reading


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