Generations

There’s been the Baby Boomers, Gen X, Millennials.
In 2020 it’s going to be the Visioneers.

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Airlines charge for everything

Airlines are charging for everything nowadays.
I had to pay extra just to sit in a no punching section.

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Hey pot smokers!

Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city. How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!

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Why I’m late for work

The reason why I’m late for work, is because every morning I make both cookies and milk from scratch.

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Marie Curie

What did Marie Curie’s husband say after she discovered radium?
“Baby, you’re hot!”

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In Argentina…

In Argentina, all scented candles smell like steak.

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Dan D…

He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”

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Pot smokers

Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city.

How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!

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Trojan Horse

Talk about turning lemon into lemonade! One of the survivors of the Trojan War came up with an idea. Thanks to the Trojan Horse, Mythos started his own bachelor party business by having women popping out of a cake!

At… Continue reading

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Wise saying

You don’t need to count each grain of sand to know that you’re on the beach.

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Coming up!

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  • Stand-up Comedy at Spats in Berkeley!
    June 19, 2018
    Spats
    Berkeley

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  • Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
    June 20, 2018
    Bazaar Café
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    June 21, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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