Geese can get you down.


If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.


What’s in your pocket?

She: “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
He: “It’s a banana.”



Villagers were not able to get close enough to an active volcano, to throw in a virgin.
And that’s why the catapult was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Is there an app for…

Is there an app that automatically turns off phone, when someone enters public bathroom?
Asking for a stranger.


Solar Eclipse

In ancient times, people believed a solar eclipse was God’s way of saying someone needs to pay the bill.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.


Have a nice day

Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”


Anything can be fixed

Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.


Meteor shower

Those flashing streaks you see in the night sky, is not a meteor shower.

Actually, they are Firefly farts.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


He who has not sinned

When Jesus said “Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone”, he’s lucky that Donald Trump was not in the crowd.


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