Hey hairy guys!

Hey hairy guys!
There’s a new shampoo for you.
It’s called Hairy Shoulders.
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Birth in mid-air

She actually gave birth in mid-air, halfway over the fence.
They’re looking at the instant replay to see if there was possession on, or before the border line.

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Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Music Nowadays

When I was a kid, old people would tell me: “Hey, turn that down! Your music’s too loud!”
Now that I’m grown up, I tell youngsters: “What is this? A poetry reading? Your music’s too soft!”
What happened?

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It must be Halloween

It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!

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Halloween Costume

No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!

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Moby Dick

I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.

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Marilyn Monroe

In this iconic photograph of Marilyn Monroe, an upward breeze from a speeding subway train could not have raised her dress, because there was a transit strike that week.
Basically, it’s a photo of Marilyn Monroe farting.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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1971

No one was born in 1971.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Chameleons

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Coming up!

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  • The San Pablo Health and Wellness Center Ha Ha Holiday Music and Comedy Special!!
    December 9, 2018
    San Pablo Health and Wellness Center
    San Pablo

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    December 13, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Mr. Science at The Marsh Theatre
    December 17, 2018
    The Marsh
    San Francisco

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