Hey hairy guys!

Hey hairy guys!
There’s a new shampoo for you.
It’s called Hairy Shoulders.

Birth in mid-air

She actually gave birth in mid-air, halfway over the fence.
They’re looking at the instant replay to see if there was possession on, or before the border line.


Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Music Nowadays

When I was a kid, old people would tell me: “Hey, turn that down! Your music’s too loud!”
Now that I’m grown up, I tell youngsters: “What is this? A poetry reading? Your music’s too soft!”
What happened?


It must be Halloween

It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!


Halloween Costume

No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!


Moby Dick

I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.


Marilyn Monroe

In this iconic photograph of Marilyn Monroe, an upward breeze from a speeding subway train could not have raised her dress, because there was a transit strike that week.
Basically, it’s a photo of Marilyn Monroe farting.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.



No one was born in 1971.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.




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    December 9, 2018
    San Pablo Health and Wellness Center
    San Pablo


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    December 13, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast


  • Mr. Science at The Marsh Theatre
    December 17, 2018
    The Marsh
    San Francisco


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