Tomatoes haven’t always been the gentle fruit that we know today. During pre-historic times, tomatoes were giant vicious fruits that are suspected of wiping out the dinosaurs. Killer tomatoes finally met their demise in 1978, as seen in the following… Continue reading

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In the movie, DeadPool battles his arch enemy SwimmingPool.

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Remember, the brain can only store a certain amount.

Lab studies on hamsters have shown that if more than seven languages are learned, the head will literally explode.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Smartphone in water

I dropped my smartphone in water, so as recommended, I buried the phone into a bag of rice.
But I forgot all about it, and ended up having smartphone fried rice for dinner.

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Genetic Engineering

Thanks to genetic engineering, everyone will soon be able to always celebrate their birthday on a weekend.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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If…

If animals were distracted by smartphones as much as we are, they would be extinct by now.

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Door

Door at a Zen Center, rather than being labeled “Push” or “Pull”, it read: “It doesn’t matter”.

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10% coupon

I showed the waitress my 10% coupon. So, she takes 10% off my bill, but she also removed 10% of my meal. I wish she didn’t take the drumstick.

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You know how sometimes…

You know how sometimes fathers walk around with both kids holding on to his legs?
Well, father surprised his kids when he walked into the pool.
(Don’t panic, the kids can swim.)

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Penguins

All penguins can fly, but they just don’t know it.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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