I’m surprised that bacon hasn’t become a currency yet.

Happy Holidays!

It’s that time of the year, people.
Someone tried to steal my package, and I got a groin pull!


Pizza delivery

In the early days, pizza delivery was not popular because of the messiness caused by the vertical pizza boxes.
One day, pizza delivery man, Herb Doodleberry invented the horizontal pizza box, making pizzas being delivered nice and flat, rather than… Continue reading


Something stinks

If somebody has garlic breath…oh, that’s bad!
But if some pot smoker’s breath smells like they just licked an angry skunk’s ass…that’s fine?


Kermit the Frog…

Kermit the Frog revealed today, his results from AncestryDNA:
22% = ping pong ball
44% = pool table
34% = Gumby



Eating herring causes temporary hearing loss.
That’s how the saying came about: “I’m hard of herring.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons

The reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons, is because orange molecules are much larger than yellow molecules.
Another Fun Fact From Mr. Science.



Salmon propel themselves against currents and jump through waves, by passing gas.
And that’s how mineral water is made.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.



After numerous lawsuits, Dove Chocolate Company no longer makes white chocolate, in order to prevent people from mistakenly eating Dove Soap.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Did you hear about…

Did you hear about the ghost who committed suicide?
They donated his body to séance.


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    December 12, 2017
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco


  • Radio Ha Ha
    December 14, 2017
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast


  • 7th Annual Cobb’s Holiday Comedy Bash!
    December 17, 2017
    Cobb's Comedy Club
    San Francisco


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