Buffalo Burger

Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant,… Continue reading

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Breastfeeding in public

Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.

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Rainbows

Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.

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Air Force One

Any airplane a U.S. President travels on, is called Air Force One.
George Washington traveled on Air Horse One.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.

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Old game show

Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.

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Freeway congestion

Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.

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So what am I?

Me: “Okay, so I know that a ‘bear’ is a larger, hairier man who projects an image of rugged masculinity.
So what am I?”

He: “You’re a hamster.”

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Dog noses are so sensitive, that…

Dog noses are so sensitive, that besides able to smell various chemicals in water, dogs can also sense whether someone is an accountant or a butcher.
Dogs have also been used at conclusion of SAT tests to smell out which… Continue reading
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Gumby and Pokey Show

After a number of years of The Gumby and Pokey Show, it was discovered that the two characters were inadvertently made of plastic explosives.

The show was cancelled after Gumby jumped off a rooftop, landed into a metal dumpster, and… Continue reading

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How do bagpipes work?

How do bagpipes work?
There are two cats inside the bag.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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