Willy Wonka movie

Willy Wonka movie was originally going to be named Citizen Cane, but Orson Welles threatened to sue.
So they chose Willy Wonka, but were later sued by a porn star.
They “settled” out of court.
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Before the Internet

Before the Internet was invented, people used to text each other using the Ouija board.
Sometimes, people would get disconnected because they lost the dice.
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Jobs website

Saw TV ad for one of those “Jobs” websites. One of the employers in the ad said, he’s looking for an employee who can take a punch.
I considered the position, but they only pay minimum wage.

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Polluted rivers

Some rivers are polluted with so much mercury, that you can take your temperature with a salmon.
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Mercury rivers

Some rivers are polluted with so much mercury, that you can take your temperature with a salmon.

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California drought

Due to the California drought, people conserve water by waiting a few times before flushing the toilet.

Someone asked Mr. Science: “How many times should I wait before flushing the toilet?”
Mr. Science: “When you can’t close the lid.”

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Slow Wi-Fi

I got low-budget Internet service from Comcast.
Lately, my Wi-Fi has been slow, since the hamster broke a hip.

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Leather clothing

All leather clothing is actually made of painted orange peels.
That’s why Dominatrixes never catch colds.
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Hot dog eating contests

Hot dog eating contests weren’t always fun and games. Originating in Europe during World War I, people would stuff themselves with as many hot dogs as possible, in order to become immune from Mustard gas.

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DNA Codes

In the near future, people’s names will be replaced with DNA Codes:
adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), thymine (T).

For example, Daniel will be AACTGT, and Amy will be CCGATTAAGGGGTTTAAACCTAGTCGGGC.
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