How do bagpipes work?

How do bagpipes work?
There are two cats inside the bag.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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The Renaissance and bananas

During The Renaissance, people from Africa visited Europe, and discovered that there were no bananas to be found.
And that’s how the song “Yes, we have no bananas” came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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Medieval dentures

During Medieval times dentures were made of corn kernels. The wealthy could afford yellow corn, while the poor had to settle for multicolored maize.
Consequently, hot foods affected the dentures. And that’s how popcorn was discovered.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Nagsplaining

Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.

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Jesus not just walked on water, also the Atlantic

Jesus not just walked on water, he crossed the Atlantic Ocean to the New World.
Mormons were right. Jesus did appear in the U.S., specifically Cleveland, Ohio.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Muscle car

“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”

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Marijuana: keep it private

If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.

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Yay for Pollution!

Yay! 4/20 is Pollution Day at Golden Gate Park! Let’s celebrate pollution! All the wildlife creatures must really be enjoying 4/20! Yay for Pollution! Although, it’s a shame that tobacco smokers are being discriminated from being part of this celebration… Continue reading

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The Grand Canyon

The Grand Canyon was formed by prehistoric giant termites.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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Vacuum cleaner on bus.

Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.

As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”

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    FAME Venue
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