Outer space

British accent cannot be heard in outer space.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Room for cream?

Barista asks me if I’d like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: “No, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!”

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Fleas on Pluto

Thanks to New Horizons interplanetary probe, scientist discovered there are fleas on Pluto. Ironic, isn’t it?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Prehistoric music record

A music record made of stone, made by a Cro-Magnon was recently discovered. The record could not be played because it requires a dodo bird’s beak to be used as a needle, but its lyrics etched in stone have also… Continue reading

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Fireworks on Jupiter

Be safe with fireworks. The planet Jupiter was once covered entirely by redwood trees and origami creatures.
One day an errant firework set ablaze the entire planet.
Jupiter continues to burn uncontrollably to this day.
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The Forbidden Fruit

Fruits did not exist during Biblical times.
The “Forbidden Fruit” was actually a pastrami sandwich on rye.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Buffalo Burger

Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant,… Continue reading

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Breastfeeding in public

Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.

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Rainbows

Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.

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Air Force One

Any airplane a U.S. President travels on, is called Air Force One.
George Washington traveled on Air Horse One.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.

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