Danny Dechi Standup Comedy http://dannydechi.com Off-the-Wall Comedy! Sun, 07 Feb 2016 01:03:15 +0000 en hourly 1 My experience in Super Bowl City! http://dannydechi.com/2016/02/04/my-experience-in-super-bowl-city/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=my-experience-in-super-bowl-city http://dannydechi.com/2016/02/04/my-experience-in-super-bowl-city/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2016 18:17:13 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2108 They really make you feel like a pro football player at the Super Bowl experience, here in Super Bowl City! The moment you walk through the entrance, a 350 pound lineman tackles you to the ground. That was great! There were thousands of teeth everywhere! I also enjoyed being yelled out by an angry coach for no reason, while he was scratching his nails on the chalkboard.
My favorite part was being spanked by a cheerleader… oh, actually that was somewhere else, never mind.

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Polar Bear Eggs http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/25/polar-bear-eggs/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=polar-bear-eggs http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/25/polar-bear-eggs/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2016 17:37:40 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2078 The reason ‪‎polar bears are on the verge of extinction is because they lay their eggs before they hibernate, so when they wake up, it’s hard for them to find their ‪‎eggs in the snow.

Another fun fact from Mr. ‪‎Science.

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Eddie Redmayne’s most challenging role! http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/18/eddie-redmaynes-most-challenging-role/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=eddie-redmaynes-most-challenging-role http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/18/eddie-redmaynes-most-challenging-role/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2016 20:56:20 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2070 CharlieCallas

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A raven‬ invented the wheel. http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/13/a-raven%e2%80%ac-invented-the-wheel/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-raven%25e2%2580%25ac-invented-the-wheel http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/13/a-raven%e2%80%ac-invented-the-wheel/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2016 02:04:43 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2066 Ravens are one of nature’s most intelligent animals. Did you know that it was a ‪‎raven who invented the wheel, and its idea was stolen by Thomas ‪‎Edison?
Another fun fact from Mr. ‪‎Science.

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Moon tastes like… http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/07/moon-tastes-like/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=moon-tastes-like http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/07/moon-tastes-like/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2016 23:09:15 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2058 Did you know that the center of the ‪‎moon’s hard surface consists of chewy chocolate? You could say the moon is the original ‪‎tootsie pop.

Although the moon is not really made of green cheese, it’s unique blend of limestone and ‪‎kryptonite, does make the moon’s surface taste like green cheese.

Don’t believe me? Next time you’re at the ‪‎Smithsonian, take a small bite out a moon rock, while the security guard is not looking.

Unless you’re ‪‎Superman, ha ha ha.

Another fun fact from Mr. ‪‎Science.

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Praying M‎mantis are what? http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/praying-m%e2%80%8emantis-are-what/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=praying-m%25e2%2580%258emantis-are-what http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/praying-m%e2%80%8emantis-are-what/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2016 23:52:50 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2055 Did you know that all praying ‪‎mantis are ‪‎atheists?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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Dinosaurs on Titanic? http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/dinosaurs-on-titanic/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dinosaurs-on-titanic http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/dinosaurs-on-titanic/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2016 23:46:27 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2051 Did you know that the last of the ‪‎dinosaurs went down with the ‪‎Titanic?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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Aspirin prevents… http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/aspirin-prevents/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=aspirin-prevents http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/aspirin-prevents/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2016 23:45:00 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2049 Did you know that taking ‪‎aspirin prevents car accidents 100% of the time?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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Facts about LEDs from Mr. Science http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/facts-about-leds-from-mr-science/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=facts-about-leds-from-mr-science http://dannydechi.com/2016/01/06/facts-about-leds-from-mr-science/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2016 23:39:51 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2045 Did you know that for every minute that a light bulb or LED is on,
40,000 ‪‎trees have to be chopped down?
Another fun fact from Mr. ‪‎Science‬.

 

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Sex was invented in the 1960s – Mr. Science http://dannydechi.com/2015/12/24/sex-was-invented-in-the-1960s-mr-science/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=sex-was-invented-in-the-1960s-mr-science http://dannydechi.com/2015/12/24/sex-was-invented-in-the-1960s-mr-science/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2015 05:31:04 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=2024 As we saw in the 50s sitcoms, babies were first made by just kissing. Then, in the early 1960s, sex was invented when KFC’s Colonel Sanders discovered naughty drawings by Benjamin Franklin.

The Colonel made modifications to Franklin’s method, after observing chickens, and realized that a kite, a key, lightning, and handcuffs were not required to have sex, although handcuffs are still an option.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
(Don’t do drugs.)

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