Danny Dechi Standup Comedy

Weird Zombie Dream

dannydd2 — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:05:59 +0000

Actual dream last night, about some movie director who was ordering his crew through this long, boring process of turning hundreds of people into real zombies, including Spanish speaking people. Then he separated the zombies into 2 groups in order to re-enact the Spanish-American war.

Books for Kindle?

dannydd2 — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:21:04 +0000

With such a prominent history of books being burned, you would think Amazon books would come up with a better name than “Kindle” and “Kindle Fire”.

A Blast at Bazaar Cafe March 20th Comedy Showcase!

dannydd2 — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 02:24:46 +0000

Whew! Yesterday’s show was a blast and a full house!

A crowd that poured in (thank you, Funcheap!) was treated to an evening of comedy and magic mayhem committed by the fantastic lineup – Danny Dechi, Allen Mathis, David O’ Brien, Mike Capozzola, juggler, comedian, magician and occasional escape artist Fred Anderson, Jill Bourque, Tessie Chua, and the audience participation riot of Mr. Mystic.

We even had a special surprise appearance by Bob Sarlatte, only a day after his return from the gazilionth appearance on the David Letterman Show!

Check out the photos and be there for the next show on Wednesday, April 17th.

What’s That Smoke?

dannydd2 — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 02:49:44 +0000

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds. I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.

I’m such a ham, that after a good spanking, I smell like bacon.

dannydd2 — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 05:40:50 +0000

Honey Boo Boo? Who is the father? Yogi Bear?

dannydd2 — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:28:41 +0000

Israel unfriends Gaza on Twitter

dannydd2 — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 07:06:07 +0000

Israel breaks up with Gaza on Twitter – what, now countries don’t declare wars, they unfriend each other? They first thought to tape a note on a bomb, but changed their minds.
http://www.mediabistro.com/alltwitter/military-strike_b31240

Vote Yes on No!

dannydd2 — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:39:52 +0000

Suggestion for undecided voters:

If you haven’t yet decided between the previous economic plan that put us on the brink of depression
or
the economic plan that is steering us away from the previous economic plan that put us on the brink of depression, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between having health care
or
having to raise your own leaches, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided for or against the environment, then maybe voting (and breathing) is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between having you paying more taxes
or
the wealthy paying more taxes, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between the party that supports women’s rights
or
the party that justifies rape as a gift from god, then maybe voting is not for you.

If you haven’t yet decided between right and wrong, then maybe voting is not for you.

So if you’re undecided regarding issues that you should have decided on since day one, please do us all a huge favor, and Do Not Vote.

This way, in the future, politicians will know not to waste their efforts on undecided voters. Instead they will be forced to discuss more important issues, rather than having a beauty contest and jingling shiny objects in front of all of us.

Again, undecided voters please do us all a huge favor, and Do Not Vote. Just continue watching reality shows, and embracing denial as your one true savior.

dannydd2 — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:58:13 +0000

I was released from Jury Duty today. I wonder if it’s because I was eating my shoe in front of everybody.

dannydd2 — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 21:31:50 +0000

Astronomers concluded that this week’s fireball flashing across the sky, was actually a Ford Pinto that was rear-ended.