Danny Dechi Standup Comedy http://dannydechi.com Off-the-Wall Comedy! Sat, 28 Nov 2015 23:27:30 +0000 en hourly 1 Irving & Sophie, not Adam & Eve http://dannydechi.com/2015/10/08/irving-sophie-not-adam-eve/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=irving-sophie-not-adam-eve http://dannydechi.com/2015/10/08/irving-sophie-not-adam-eve/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2015 21:04:39 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1971 The first were Irving & Sophie, not Adam & Eve. Irving & Sophie were a nice, quiet couple, entertaining themselves with nothing but Canasta. They didn’t have any kids because they didn’t know how to go about that. They lived until the ripe old age of 27 years. They met Adam & Eve once, but they thought they were a couple of hippies.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Hi Conan – Request from a Conan O’Brien look alike: http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/30/hi-conan-request-from-a-conan-obrien-look-alike/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=hi-conan-request-from-a-conan-obrien-look-alike http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/30/hi-conan-request-from-a-conan-obrien-look-alike/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2015 22:05:56 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1967 Hi Conan,

Are you going to have another Conan O’Brien look-alike contest? I’m Danny Dechi, and everywhere I go, people think I’m Conan O’Brien. I’m tired of being stopped by people and explaining to them that I’m not you! You’ll notice that my pictures on the Internet look exactly like you, but they’re actual photographs of me!

I was wondering if I can be on your show while wearing a red tie, then we can stand side by side, and then show people that whenever they see me, they can tell that I’m not Conan O’Brien because I’m wearing a red tie, which means you can never wear a red tie. So, what do you think?

Danny Dechi

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Mr. Science – The First Contact Lenses http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/25/mr-science-the-first-contact-lenses/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mr-science-the-first-contact-lenses http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/25/mr-science-the-first-contact-lenses/#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2015 17:15:45 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1959 In the 1700s before modern technology, the only material available that was thin enough to make contact lenses, was the onion peel. The burn took a few weeks to wear off, hence the term “Town Crier”.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/07/1951/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1951 http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/07/1951/#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2015 22:05:36 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1951 I order 6 coffees at Starbucks, one after the other.
I like hearing someone call out my name.

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‪Crocodile Tears http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/02/%e2%80%aacrocodile-tears/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e2%2580%25aacrocodile-tears http://dannydechi.com/2015/09/02/%e2%80%aacrocodile-tears/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2015 16:24:56 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1945 Did you know that ‪‎alligators also shed ‪‎crocodile tears?

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Pluto – from Mr. Science http://dannydechi.com/2015/08/25/pluto-from-mr-science/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=pluto-from-mr-science http://dannydechi.com/2015/08/25/pluto-from-mr-science/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2015 20:23:06 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1925 Pluto resides at the farthest end of our solar system, but also at the end of another adjacent solar system.

In order to maintain peace, both solar systems agreed to no longer recognize Pluto as a planet, and Jupiter as their sun.


Another fun fact from Mr. Science

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What is corned beef? http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/30/what-is-cured-beef/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=what-is-cured-beef http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/30/what-is-cured-beef/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2015 20:27:35 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1900 Ordering sandwich at the deli:

Me: “What is corned beef?”

Deli-meister: “It’s a beef that has been cured.”

Me: “Cured?!”

Deli-meister: “Yes, for example, today’s beef was suffering from chicken-pox. After 2 weeks of rest, it is now cured. We also have a special pastrami that was suffering from a broken leg. It should be fully recovered and ready by tomorrow.”

Me: “Hmm…”

Deli-meister: “Next week we have a very special pastrami that should be fully recovered from malaria.”

Me: “I think I’ll have the salad.”

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http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/29/1892/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=1892 http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/29/1892/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2015 20:00:01 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1892 When I was a kid, they told us that in the future, we would have flying cars.
But instead, we got this:



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Checkup at Kaiser http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/25/checkup-at-kaiser/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=checkup-at-kaiser http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/25/checkup-at-kaiser/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2015 23:59:26 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1889 Today was my first time at Kaiser taking checkup lab tests.
Didn’t expect for one of the tests to be “Can you take a punch to the stomach”.

I think I’m in love with the nurse.

Thank you, Obamacare!

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Watching Donald Trump speak during Republican Presidential Debate http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/25/watching-donaldtrump-speak-during-republican-presidential-debate/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=watching-donaldtrump-speak-during-republican-presidential-debate http://dannydechi.com/2015/07/25/watching-donaldtrump-speak-during-republican-presidential-debate/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2015 23:53:39 +0000 http://dannydechi.com/?p=1883 Bill-Hader-Spits-Drink-at-Kristen-Wiig-SNL

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