Mr. Science

Universe smells

The universe smells just like cabbage stew.
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The Microscope

During the first 40 years since the microscope was invented, nobody knew that it could be used for scientific research.
Instead, people used the microscope to crack open pistachios.
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Willy Wonka movie

Willy Wonka movie was originally going to be named Citizen Cane, but Orson Welles threatened to sue.
So they chose Willy Wonka, but were later sued by a porn star.
They “settled” out of court.
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Before the Internet

Before the Internet was invented, people used to text each other using the Ouija board.
Sometimes, people would get disconnected because they lost the dice.
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Polluted rivers

Some rivers are polluted with so much mercury, that you can take your temperature with a salmon.
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Mercury rivers

Some rivers are polluted with so much mercury, that you can take your temperature with a salmon.

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California drought

Due to the California drought, people conserve water by waiting a few times before flushing the toilet.

Someone asked Mr. Science: “How many times should I wait before flushing the toilet?”
Mr. Science: “When you can’t close the lid.”

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Leather clothing

All leather clothing is actually made of painted orange peels.
That’s why Dominatrixes never catch colds.
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Hot dog eating contests

Hot dog eating contests weren’t always fun and games. Originating in Europe during World War I, people would stuff themselves with as many hot dogs as possible, in order to become immune from Mustard gas.

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DNA Codes

In the near future, people’s names will be replaced with DNA Codes:
adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), thymine (T).

For example, Daniel will be AACTGT, and Amy will be CCGATTAAGGGGTTTAAACCTAGTCGGGC.
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  • Stand-up Comedy at Spats in Berkeley!
    June 19, 2018
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  • Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
    June 20, 2018
    Bazaar Café
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    June 21, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
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