Mr. Science

By the year 2025…

By the year 2025, all shoes will be gluten free.
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Before cement was invented

Before cement was invented, all brick buildings constructed before 1977 were held together by boogers.

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When toothpaste first became public…

When toothpaste first became public, not too many people knew about it. So when somebody was caught brushing their teeth, people panicked, assuming that person had rabies, therefore immediately rushing them to the institution.
 
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Fun Facts about twins!

It’s known that twins can communicate telepathically with each other, but did you know that twins can also communicate with trees, and make them drop their fruits?
Twins can also levitate cars and fishes.
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Outer space

British accent cannot be heard in outer space.
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Fleas on Pluto

Thanks to New Horizons interplanetary probe, scientist discovered there are fleas on Pluto. Ironic, isn’t it?
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Prehistoric music record

A music record made of stone, made by a Cro-Magnon was recently discovered. The record could not be played because it requires a dodo bird’s beak to be used as a needle, but its lyrics etched in stone have also… Continue reading

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Fireworks on Jupiter

Be safe with fireworks. The planet Jupiter was once covered entirely by redwood trees and origami creatures.
One day an errant firework set ablaze the entire planet.
Jupiter continues to burn uncontrollably to this day.
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The Forbidden Fruit

Fruits did not exist during Biblical times.
The “Forbidden Fruit” was actually a pastrami sandwich on rye.
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Rainbows

Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
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