Mr. Science

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Lab studies on hamsters have shown that if more than seven languages are learned, the head will literally explode.
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Genetic Engineering

Thanks to genetic engineering, everyone will soon be able to always celebrate their birthday on a weekend.
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Penguins

All penguins can fly, but they just don’t know it.
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Smoking

68% of men who smoke cigarettes become pregnant.
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How clams communicate

Clams communicate with each other by releasing up to 26 different styles of bubbles.
They can only reproduce when the exact style of bubble from two clams, intermingle.
The English language was derived from the clam alphabet.
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Pole Dancing

Pole dancing originated at the North Pole, as a way for expeditioners to keep warm.
For unknown reasons, North Pole dancing attracted swarms of penguins, and Mrs. Claus.
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Reason that birds fly in the “V” formation

The reason that birds fly in the “V” formation, is because the “O” formation has already been taken by the buffalo.
And those are the only known letters in the animal kingdom.
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Universe smells

The universe smells just like cabbage stew.
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The Microscope

During the first 40 years since the microscope was invented, nobody knew that it could be used for scientific research.
Instead, people used the microscope to crack open pistachios.
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Willy Wonka movie

Willy Wonka movie was originally going to be named Citizen Cane, but Orson Welles threatened to sue.
So they chose Willy Wonka, but were later sued by a porn star.
They “settled” out of court.
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