Mr. Science


Yes, reincarnation does exist, but all people come back as donuts. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Keep your lights on

Keeping your lights on when your not at home, prevents bears from burglarizing your apartment.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.


Octopus Plays Violin

All octopuses can play the violin. Violins expand underwater, and that’s how the cello came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Beets and Metal Detectors

Since beets are rich in iron, people don’t realize why they activate airport metal detectors, even 2 weeks after consumption. They remove their belongings one after another, but still the beets sound off the metal detectors. And that is why… Continue reading



Good to delete unnecessary E-mails, once in a while. Too many E-mails weigh down laptops by an average of 23 pounds. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Dolphins are intelligent

Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a… Continue reading



If you Botox a Pug, it will look like a Chihuahua.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Eels prevent electrocution during mating

When mating, eels prevent electrocution by grounding themselves to starfish. You might think starfish would be shocked at being forced to watch such a spectacle, but starfish are known for being kinky.  Sometimes you might find a starfish lying… Continue reading


Taller than 6’2”

Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Always wash new underwear

Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


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    August 20, 2019
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    August 22, 2019
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    August 25, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
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