Mr. Science

Wigs are made of…

Artificial wigs are made from “phloem”, also known as banana strings.
Hence, the popular phrase: “Mmmm, your hair smells like banana.”
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New revolutionary device!

Technical engineers are developing a new device that will replace texting with voice recognition.
This device will be called: telephone.
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In ancient times, salt…

In ancient times, salt was used as a form of payment, and pepper was used as an IOU.

Horse manure was the annual tax refund.

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Did you know that…

Did you know that 77% of alligator attacks happen at public bus stops?
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WiFi on hamburgers

In the near future, all hamburgers will be equipped with free WiFi.
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Did you know that figs…

Did you know that figs are made from sun-dried watermelons?
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There is a planet on the opposite side of the sun

Did you know that there is a planet on the opposite side of the sun that has not been seen by earth for hundreds of thousands of years, and is populated by beings called Metreons? In 2018 its orbit will… Continue reading

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Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but…

Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but you shouldn’t overdue it.

27,000 years ago a man named Charlie Gastronomicus was known for his excessive chewing habits, sometimes breaking food particles down to the molecular level.

One day, Charlie went too… Continue reading

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Original purpose of the Horoscope

The original purpose of the Horoscope was as a roulette wheel to determine which animal or object a groom would receive for marrying his bride.

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What keeps you dryer than umbrella?

Did you know that punching at the rain keeps you dryer than an umbrella? It’s a knockout idea!
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