Mr. Science

Acid test

Q: What is the meanest acid in the world?
A: Amino acid.
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is Presbyterian.
Santa knows this, but he keeps it a secret from Mrs. Claus.
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Moses parts…

While Moses saved his people by parting the Red Sea, unfortunately, he did not know how to put it back together again. This caused the Red Sea to become a desert for thousands of years, causing the extinction of dinosaurs… Continue reading

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Pizza delivery

In the early days, pizza delivery was not popular because of the messiness caused by the vertical pizza boxes.
One day, pizza delivery man, Herb Doodleberry invented the horizontal pizza box, making pizzas being delivered nice and flat, rather than… Continue reading

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Herring

Eating herring causes temporary hearing loss.
That’s how the saying came about: “I’m hard of herring.”
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Reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons

The reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons, is because orange molecules are much larger than yellow molecules.
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Salmon

Salmon propel themselves against currents and jump through waves, by passing gas.
And that’s how mineral water is made.
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Dove

After numerous lawsuits, Dove Chocolate Company no longer makes white chocolate, in order to prevent people from mistakenly eating Dove Soap.
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Caution! Some waters may contain…

Caution! Some waters may contain chemicals H, 2, and O.
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Thousands of years ago in Mesopotamia…

Thousands of years ago in Mesopotamia, there was a boy named Nic, who enjoyed eating outside. All the other kids picked on Nic for that, and that’s how the word ‘picnic’ came about. Kids called him really bad names, such… Continue reading
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    February 21, 2018
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    February 22, 2018
    Saint John the Evangelist Church
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    February 22, 2018
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