Mr. Science

Big Dipper

The constellation Big Dipper, will continue to expand with the universe, and within 3,000 years become the slow cooker.
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Mandarins

When you eat a mandarin, you are eating a premature orange.
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Speed of Light

If you could run at the speed of light, you would be able to see your own hairy back.
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Hard to swallow

Thanks to modern medicine, today’s prescriptions are miniature. The first aspirin was big as a pillow, which is why today we use the shorter term: Pill.
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No Furniture?

Don’t have furniture? No problem. You can now get VR glasses to make it look like you have furniture. Only drawback is, your clothes on the floor.
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Bicycle tires

If you fill your bicycle tires with helium, you can ride up to 35 feet into the air.
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Cold or Flu

Feed a cold, starve a fever, tickle a migraine.
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Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine, but tickling helps with bowel movements.
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Condensed Milk

Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
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Marilyn Monroe

In this iconic photograph of Marilyn Monroe, an upward breeze from a speeding subway train could not have raised her dress, because there was a transit strike that week.
Basically, it’s a photo of Marilyn Monroe farting.
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    April 28, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
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