Mr. Science

Gummy Bears

If you place a Gummy Bear next to a mother Grizzly Bear, she will raise it as one of her own. That’s why you should never eat Gummy Bears in a forest. You might be attacked by a Grizzly Bear,… Continue reading


If you squeeze…

If you squeeze Lemon onto Peanut Butter, it tastes just like Pineapple.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Angel wings are actually non-functional status symbols. The real reason that angels can fly, is because their halos are actually propellers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Probiotic yogurt

Probiotic yogurt is good for your health, but you can also get the same probiotics by licking a car tire from a parked car.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.



Yes, reincarnation does exist, but all people come back as donuts. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Keep your lights on

Keeping your lights on when your not at home, prevents bears from burglarizing your apartment.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.


Octopus Plays Violin

All octopuses can play the violin. Violins expand underwater, and that’s how the cello came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Beets and Metal Detectors

Since beets are rich in iron, people don’t realize why they activate airport metal detectors, even 2 weeks after consumption. They remove their belongings one after another, but still the beets sound off the metal detectors. And that is why… Continue reading



Good to delete unnecessary E-mails, once in a while. Too many E-mails weigh down laptops by an average of 23 pounds. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Dolphins are intelligent

Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a… Continue reading


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