Mr. Science

Kangaroos can punt

The average kangaroo can punt a koala 75 yards.
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Happy Bees

Bees are so happy to return to their hives, that they dance around in circles, until they vomit.
And that is how honey is made.
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Cats like to read your diary

Cats like to read your diary so that they can discover your weaknesses.
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Octopus Camouflage

Because of their precise camouflaging abilities, many burglars train octopus to blend into a wall, then steal items from a home, while the owner is away.
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Cupid

Every Valentine’s Day, the Devil disguises himself as Cupid, shoots arrows at random couples, and causes divorces.
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Most accidents happen in the home

The number one accident that happens in the home is, being shot with bow & arrow by a kitten. Following close behind are injuries from Swing Dancing on a tightrope, and pregnancy.
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Gummy Bears

If you place a Gummy Bear next to a mother Grizzly Bear, she will raise it as one of her own. That’s why you should never eat Gummy Bears in a forest. You might be attacked by a Grizzly Bear,… Continue reading

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If you squeeze…

If you squeeze Lemon onto Peanut Butter, it tastes just like Pineapple.
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Angels

Angel wings are actually non-functional status symbols. The real reason that angels can fly, is because their halos are actually propellers.
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Probiotic yogurt

Probiotic yogurt is good for your health, but you can also get the same probiotics by licking a car tire from a parked car.
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    August 20, 2019
    Neck Of The Woods
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    August 22, 2019
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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    August 25, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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