Mr. Science

Taller than 6’2”

Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
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Always wash new underwear

Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
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Unsanitary Water

During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
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1600s Canada

In 1600s Canada, those who mocked the Queen, were made to watch golf as a form of punishment.

A form of punishment was also needed for the winter. And that is why Curling was invented.

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Cold

Yes, you can outrun a cold. Especially if you zigzag down the street.
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Molasses

Molasses comes from mole asses.
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Alternate Wi-Fi

Honey-dipped broccoli makes for an excellent Wi-Fi antennae.
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Big Dipper

The constellation Big Dipper, will continue to expand with the universe, and within 3,000 years become the slow cooker.
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Mandarins

When you eat a mandarin, you are eating a premature orange.
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Speed of Light

If you could run at the speed of light, you would be able to see your own hairy back.
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