Mr. Science

Dolphins are intelligent

Everyone knows that dolphins are intelligent creatures. But Professor Gillbreath believed dolphins have even more potential if they lived within human society. So, he placed a dolphin in a water tank, and enrolled it into a physics class at a… Continue reading

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Botox

If you Botox a Pug, it will look like a Chihuahua.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Eels prevent electrocution during mating

When mating, eels prevent electrocution by grounding themselves to starfish. You might think starfish would be shocked at being forced to watch such a spectacle, but starfish are known for being kinky.  Sometimes you might find a starfish lying… Continue reading

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Taller than 6’2”

Anyone who is taller than 6’2” has their DNA stretched out in the form of a ladder.
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Always wash new underwear

Always wash new underwear after removing from package. Manufacturers test all of their underwear on chimpanzees. Yes, including Victoria’s Secret.
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Unsanitary Water

During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
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1600s Canada

In 1600s Canada, those who mocked the Queen, were made to watch golf as a form of punishment.

A form of punishment was also needed for the winter. And that is why Curling was invented.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Cold

Yes, you can outrun a cold. Especially if you zigzag down the street.
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Molasses

Molasses comes from mole asses.
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Alternate Wi-Fi

Honey-dipped broccoli makes for an excellent Wi-Fi antennae.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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