Mr. Science

Hot dog eating contests

Hot dog eating contests weren’t always fun and games. Originating in Europe during World War I, people would stuff themselves with as many hot dogs as possible, in order to become immune from Mustard gas.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science


DNA Codes

In the near future, people’s names will be replaced with DNA Codes:
adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), thymine (T).

For example, Daniel will be AACTGT, and Amy will be CCGATTAAGGGGTTTAAACCTAGTCGGGC.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science


Plants and trees communicate

Plants and trees are constantly communicating with each other, and planning to evolve in order to overthrow the human race.
They might be as close as 2,000 years from accomplishing their dream.
Currently, they got as far as the Venus… Continue reading


Submitting sample to AncestryDNA

If you submit a sample to AncestryDNA while you’re suffering through a cold, your results will always be:
88% Antarctica
4% Polar Bear
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science


Acid test

Q: What is the meanest acid in the world?
A: Amino acid.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science


Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is Presbyterian.
Santa knows this, but he keeps it a secret from Mrs. Claus.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Moses parts…

While Moses saved his people by parting the Red Sea, unfortunately, he did not know how to put it back together again. This caused the Red Sea to become a desert for thousands of years, causing the extinction of dinosaurs… Continue reading


Pizza delivery

In the early days, pizza delivery was not popular because of the messiness caused by the vertical pizza boxes.
One day, pizza delivery man, Herb Doodleberry invented the horizontal pizza box, making pizzas being delivered nice and flat, rather than… Continue reading



Eating herring causes temporary hearing loss.
That’s how the saying came about: “I’m hard of herring.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons

The reason that Oranges are larger the Lemons, is because orange molecules are much larger than yellow molecules.
Another Fun Fact From Mr. Science.


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