Mr. Science

Willy Wonka movie

Willy Wonka movie was originally going to be named Citizen Cane, but Orson Welles threatened to sue.
So they chose Willy Wonka, but were later sued by a porn star.
They “settled” out of court.
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Before the Internet

Before the Internet was invented, people used to text each other using the Ouija board.
Sometimes, people would get disconnected because they lost the dice.
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Polluted rivers

Some rivers are polluted with so much mercury, that you can take your temperature with a salmon.
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Mercury rivers

Some rivers are polluted with so much mercury, that you can take your temperature with a salmon.

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California drought

Due to the California drought, people conserve water by waiting a few times before flushing the toilet.

Someone asked Mr. Science: “How many times should I wait before flushing the toilet?”
Mr. Science: “When you can’t close the lid.”

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Leather clothing

All leather clothing is actually made of painted orange peels.
That’s why Dominatrixes never catch colds.
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Hot dog eating contests

Hot dog eating contests weren’t always fun and games. Originating in Europe during World War I, people would stuff themselves with as many hot dogs as possible, in order to become immune from Mustard gas.

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DNA Codes

In the near future, people’s names will be replaced with DNA Codes:
adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), thymine (T).

For example, Daniel will be AACTGT, and Amy will be CCGATTAAGGGGTTTAAACCTAGTCGGGC.
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Plants and trees communicate

Plants and trees are constantly communicating with each other, and planning to evolve in order to overthrow the human race.
They might be as close as 2,000 years from accomplishing their dream.
Currently, they got as far as the Venus… Continue reading

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Submitting sample to AncestryDNA

If you submit a sample to AncestryDNA while you’re suffering through a cold, your results will always be:
88% Antarctica
4% Polar Bear
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