Today attended strangest brown bag lunch meeting ever. Everyone had a brown bag over their head.
One guy had a plastic bag over his head, and is recovering at General Hospital.
2 ๐Today attended strangest brown bag lunch meeting ever. Everyone had a brown bag over their head.
One guy had a plastic bag over his head, and is recovering at General Hospital.
2 ๐The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.
I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.
Itโs expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.
Fell asleep at the beach trying to watch the eclipse.
When I woke up, I had a big circle suntan on my chest.
The reason I never owned a skateboardย or a kick scooter, is because I never liked transportation which you have to ride and walk at the same time.
๐Friend of mine is upset because his boss wouldn’t let him work from home, just because he’s a surgeon.
๐Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffaloย crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Hey guys, donโt complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.