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Solar Eclipse

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The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.

I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.

Itโ€™s expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.

Fell asleep at the beach trying to watch the eclipse.
When I woke up, I had a big circle suntan on my chest.

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Buffalo Burger

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Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffaloย crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.

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Old game show

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Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.

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