If you think watching golf is boring enough, try watching the caddie changing a flat tire on golf cart.
👍I constantly confuse AI with guys named Al.
👍Found a farm-to-table restaurant, where the honey is so fresh…”How fresh is it?”Honey is so fresh, that they make the bees vomit into a jar, right in front of you.
👍If I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.
👍In my day, we used to text people with a typewriter.
👍Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.” 👍