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Why do Court Buildings have so many bathrooms?

Why do Court Buildings have so many bathrooms?
Because there’s so much Jury Duty.

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Cow fans

How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo… Continue reading

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Gay marriage

Gay marriage is not a threat to the sanctity of marriage.

Marriage is a threat to the sanctity of marriage.

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Caveman Show

Caveman on stage, with microphone off to the side. Yells to the caveman audience:
“Sorry folks. The show will get started as soon as somebody invents electricity.”

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Hear Astronaut

If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

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Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?

– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. It’s a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a… Continue reading

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Buses with Artificial Intelligence

The City has equipped public buses with Artificial Intelligence.
The bus I rode on, broke down…and cried.

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Smart Car

Does spitting on a Smart Car count as a car wash?
Asking for a friend who was recently fired from a car wash.

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Preview of my new Silent Movie

Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:

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It’s freezing!

It’s freezing here, in San Francisco!
It never was this cold when Willie Brown was Mayor.

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Coming up!

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    May 20, 2019
    Blondie's Bar
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    May 23, 2019
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    May 26, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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