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Preview of my new Silent Movie

Here’s a preview of my new Silent Movie: The Invisible Man Meets The Invisible Woman:

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It’s freezing!

It’s freezing here, in San Francisco!
It never was this cold when Willie Brown was Mayor.

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Tired of being a super hero

I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.

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Trying to be a nice guy

Trying to be a nice guy today, I told a woman she has some schmutz on her forehead. She yells: “You are the Devil! The Devil!”

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Husband and Wife

Husband: “I wear the pants in this family!”
Wife: “And I pull them down!”
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Cream?

Customer screams at the top of their lungs at a coffee shop.
Barista clarifies: “I said room for cream? Not scream.”

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Yabba Dabba Doo

Yabba Dabba Doo
Or
Yabba Dabba Don’t?

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Drops The Mic

What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?

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Difference between Presbyterian and Methodist

The only difference between Presbyterian and Methodist, is the wrestling.

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BOB

BOB went to the complaint department, because the cashier spelled his name backwards.

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Coming up!

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    March 21, 2019
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Comedy for the Working Stiff – An Evening of Stand-Up at the Stone
    March 28, 2019
    The Blarney Stone
    San Francisco

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  • Free! Variety Show and Dinner!
    March 28, 2019
    Saint John the Evangelist Church
    San Francisco

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