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Praying Mantis couple having an argument

Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”

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My Fox News Audition

Hey, I have an audition to be a Fox News reporter! How’s this?
“Today, the great and shirtless leader Vladimir Putin baked a cake for everyone in the United States.
Plus, a frog accidentally swallows a Police Station. Details at… Continue reading

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Note to self

Note to self: When giggling down the street because of something funny that popped into your head, make sure you’re wearing headphones, so people don’t think you’re crazy.

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How to end any conversation

Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
“Because that’s how I roll.”

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Rolling Pin

Today I learned that rolling pins may also be used for cooking.

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Please advise

Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”

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Pet Chiropractor

Friend had to take his dog to the pet chiropractor, after he curbed his dog.

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Pickpockets

In order to prevent pickpockets, I put mousetraps in my pockets.
A woman said to me: “Is that a mousetrap in your pocket, or you happy to see me?”
That’s how I get a lot of tail…if you know what I mean.

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I tried eating leek soup, but the bowl is always empty.

Late to work

Boss: “Why are you late to work?!”
Me: “My rooster died.”

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Coming up!

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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    October 28, 2018
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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  • Laughs and Drafts Comedy Show at Buzzworks!
    October 30, 2018
    Buzzworks
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    November 1, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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